50 ways to call yourself a social media expert without actually saying it

Ok this is a long ass title so I hope it captured your attention. I find it somewhat funny how peeps making a living in social media go out of their way not to claim themselves as social media experts. Here are some interesting titles of social media “experts” I have found along my way.

  1. Social Media Evangelist I guess Billy Graham is a big Tweeter
  2. Social Media Nut
  3. Conversation Strategist This by far is my favorite WTF is a conversation strategist? Google it. Extra points for originality
  4. New Media Evangelist Joel Osteen perhaps?
  5. Social Media Entrepreneur
  6. Social Web Evangelist
  7. Social Media Freak Marilyn Manson?
  8. Social Media Fool Rush Limbaugh?
  9. Social Media Consultant
  10. Social Media Authority
  11. Social Media Liaison
  12. Social Media Maven
  13. Social Media Zealot
  14. Social Media Visionary
  15. Social Media Enthusiast & Strategist so bold to provide two titles
  16. Social Media Geek I thought Bill Gates quit Social Media
  17. Social Media Guru
  18. Social Media Specialist
  19. Social Media Rock Star
  20. Social Media Believer
  21. Social Media Advocate
  22. Social Media Mentor
  23. Social Media Guy interchangeable of course with Social Media Gal if you are a woman
  24. Social Media Addict
  25. The Social Media Bloke British Social Media Expert perhaps?
  26. Social Media Innovator
  27. Social Media Researcher
  28. Social Media Strategies
  29. Social Media Speaker
  30. Social Media  Madman I can only think Jim Cramer
  31. Social Media Junkie
  32. Social Media Maniac
  33. Social Media Engineer
  34. Social Media Friend
  35. Social Media Authority
  36. Savviest in Social Media
  37. Social Media Lover
  38. Social Media Trainee
  39. Social Media Savvy
  40. Social Media Professional
  41. Social Media Connoisseur
  42. Social Media Explorer
  43. Social Media Cupcake
  44. Social Media Coach
  45. Social Media Convert
  46. Social Media Integration Specialist
  47. Social Media Nerd
  48. Social Media Sandwich Artist This one is funny 🙂
  49. Social Media Success Coach
  50. Social Media Pioneer
  51. Social Media Adviser

Ok I know I said 50 but I threw in one more for kicks, I actually could go on with more but getting tired, maybe there will be  part two.

This is all in fun and I love all my “Social Media” friends and no social media experts where hurt in the making of this article. (none that I know of anyways)

I have yet to come across any social media pimps, come on I know there is a social media pimp out there, lets hear from you! Who is your social media daddy?

Ok we know you are not a social media expert, so to all my social media peeps what title do you give yourself? is it any of the above mentioned titles? Come on Chris Brogan you have to be a social media expert right?