Since Bruce Wayne is the only Batman around, most people don’t know this, but we’ll let you in on a secret. The Batsuit? Not comfortable at all! Like your utility belt, t’s sticky, heavy, and it’s tight, so it’s hard to even sit down. None of which are ideal for fighting crime, much less for binge-watching The Dark Knight trilogy or sleeping the day away. We think—no, we know—you deserve better than that.

Lucky for you, we’ve got the comfy, crime-negative solution: these adult Batman brushed pajamas! Stay cozy—but vigilant, of course—so you can finally have a nice night off from all of Gotham’s problems! They’re officially licensed, too, which means they are verifiably the bane of all things evil and uncomfortable, or something.

Adult Arkham Batman Brushed Pajamas

$44.99

These are adult brushed fleece pajamas designed to look like Batman. It’s even got the hood so you can keep your identity safe.